I hate when people take a picture and tag it “no filter!!!” like that’s some kind of accomplishment.
I hate when boys wear flip flops. No really, I HATE WHEN BOYS WEAR FLIP FLOPS.
I hate when people try and get all righteous and political on Facebook and Twitter. This is because the righteous indignation is usually right next to a pic of them partaking in some kind of debauchery the weekend before.
I hate the smugness of people with iPhones.
I hate boys who subtweet.
I hate that October rolls around and it’s pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
I hate white after Labor Day
Actually, I always hate white shoes.
I hate people that don’t properly pronounce the names of designer brands.
I hate when people text you multiple texts when they could have fit it all into one.
I hate when girls shave the side one side of their heads.
I hate when people say they’re “busy”.
I hate Uggs and shorts.
Actually, I hate Uggs always.
I hate when people decide to skip right over Halloween and Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas decorations on October 1.
I hate acrylic nails.
I hate when people don’t know the difference between these…
I hate when girls wear flats with an outfit that needed heels.
I hate when girls can’t walk in heels.
I hate when it takes longer than 3 minutes for a person to text me back.
I hate small dogs, tattoos, and trucks.
I hate dudes on motorcycles.
I hate the surprised face Taylor Swift always makes when she wins.
I hate when people spell The Weeknd like The Weekend.
I hate the color green.
I hate when people turn Facebook into Twitter with their 8000 updates.
I hate when people call me.
I hate fur.
I hate fake handbags.
I hate that Justin Timberlake refuses to make new music.
I hate eyebrow piercings.
I hate bad weave.
I hate unnatural hair colors and contacts on people.
I hate when people speak and write in grammatically incorrect sentences.
I hate when people take delicious things like cookies and put gross things like raisins in them.
Lastly…I hate that he is not mine!!!!